We just received an e-mail from our July Sludgette of the Month Static Beth that she asked us to pass along to our “10 Questions” and “Rock On the Decline”-type bands meaning, bands that have no record deal.

Well that would take effort, so naturally, being the lazy fucks we are, we just simply posted it here for all to see. Do with it as you wish!

And not just any random cock. Apparently, Static Beth is expanding her rogues gallery of genetalia to include up-and-coming musicians as well as various established rock stars of the world.

I would like to announce that I have decided to give some of the unsigned bands exposure not pun intended on my website, www.

For those who have been living under a rock for the past few years, my website features cocks of famous, musicians, actors and athletes… until now.

I was inspired the other day when I was sent a cock from an aspiring musician that I talk to regularly. His picture was hotter than hell.

So I thought to myself, there must be other hotties from unsigned bands who are looking for instant fame like this guy does.

Metal Sludge exposes unsigned bands by giving them the opportunity to answer 10 questions and I will be just plain exposing them. You must be in a band.

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The band member has to be at least 18 years of age. The band must have a website for verification and promotion. The band member must be considered nice looking by the general public.

The penis must be erect in the picture. No one wants to look at your floppy dick.

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PlayGirl Magazine also has that same rule. When sending in a submission the following information must be included:.

Pictures will be published under the discretion of StaticBeth.

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I have a keen eye for fakes, so Photoshopped penises are not accepted. Please send submissions to staticbeth comcast. Donna Anderson might like that shit, but no one else wants to get nasty pictures of your drippy jimmy-john in their inbox.

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